"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
Photos of me very drunk in my new living rooooooooom yes I moved to an awesome house I ACTUALLY LIVE HERE THIS IS AMAZIGN
Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art
this is currently my favorite thing on the entire internet
This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.
Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.
Alfonso Ribeiro recalls his crazy fan experience
LMAO IM SO DEADDD
thIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMG
It amazes me when I see these crowds and hear idiots say the German people were victims of mass hysteria! This is NOT mass hysteria, this is a proud nation of happy people with love for their leader.
Too bad we probably will never see or feel something like this.
Yet, those same people won’t say the same of the crowds who gather en masse to see Obama. The people seeing Obama are just progressives with a love for progress and change, but the Germans who loved Hitler were horrible victims of mass hysteria and nothing more.
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes
THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die